Don't "Fall" For These Trends

While my wish list for the Fall season is predictably long, the focus for this report are the trends to which sensible stylists should "just say no."

Trend #1: Harem/Full pants. In the words of M.C. Hammer, "can't touch this."

Trend #2: Patent leggings. The shiny black skin look did make Flipper a household name, but unfortunately, there are no scuba diving facilities at my office so there will nary be an opportunity to strut in these.

Trend #3: The OTK boots (that's Over The Knee for those illiterate in the fashion lingo).